32 And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day.
33 And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation.
34 And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him.
35 And the Lord said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp.
36 And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the Lord commanded Moses.
lol jokes religion is so funny why do my parents have to be christian
It’s really weird when close friends have weird opinions that don’t really make sense. I mean of course it will make sense to them, but 9/10 times I can see very flawed logic and ridiculous theories that don’t make sense.
Take politics for one, I have loads of extreme ‘left wing’ friends who don’t actually know the basic fundamentals of the different parties other than “The conservatives are evil, David Cameron is a twat who’s trying to steal our money”.
Whilst I can agree that David Cameron is a bit of a cold suit who doesn’t weep every time he sees a child dying, I can say with some confidence that he’s a much better Prime Minister than Gordon Brown (who sold all of our fucking gold), and also that we are getting out of recession, and he’s one of the main reasons why.
These types of problems stem from teenagers getting their opinions from others, instead of discovering the real answers from themselves. It reminds me of organised religion in a way. Using a calming voice, Priest X can convince many of his congregation that prayer can cure cancer; in the same way that Brian Cox can convince his following that he is a real physicist.
LE CRY when some people cannot see truth.
However, maybe I’m the idiot, the one who has missed a large thought pattern myself. Maybe David Cameron IS the Anti-christ! Maybe it is logical to believe in a magician in the sky… that once sacrificed his son to stop himself from getting pissed off at us…. for what he made us to do…..
Want exams to be over so bad
Why is stroking facial hair so calming?
Growing a mini beard before every exam so I can stroke it whilst thinking….. So I can think better…..